What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
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