don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
Your one and only job is to make sure I am on that bus tomorrow morning with no cat makeup on my face
some drunk guy just paid $3 for each cig that i picked up off the ground. the cigs that he threw on the ground. I might just follow him the rest of the night
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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