That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
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