yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Randomize
