Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I am full of burrito and curiosity
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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