Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
And then the night went full on bisexual.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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