My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Her face was so far in my boobs, I didn't think she'd make it out. She took it like a man. She's a real trooper.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
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