Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
All I know is I had a penis in one hand a bottle of wine in the other
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
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