this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Also, yes, I look pretty rough. But my ovaries fought back this morning so getting dressed decently was not a priority.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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