Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Dude, my ex girlfriend showed up, bought me a tequila shot, made out with me and then disappeared into the night. Then her current girlfriend saw, so she came over and slapped me and then I made out with her too
This was before halftime
I RUINED A LESBIAN RELATIONSHIP BEFORE HALFTIME
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Randomize