And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
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