im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
not ubering you a puppy
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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