You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
he just sent me a friend request on facebook. i wish it were physically possible to vomit on him through the internet.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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