Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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