she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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