On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
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