ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my grandmother thought she vaccuumed up a quarter so she made me open the bag, dump it out on her front lawn, and dig through it. no quarter.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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