Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Party priorities: alcohol > girls > music > cups > decorations
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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