What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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