Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
I'm drunk and in a paddle boat and my friend won't quit yelling about pandas. Does this ever happen to you?
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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