I heard it from a little bird bananas is gonna be there
Is this bird reliable bc I don't wanna be wasted running around the bar asking where bananas is
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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