we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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