Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
His dick is pure magic - dark, powerful, beautiful magic. It's the Elder Wand of penises
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
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