Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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