Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
She went to the bathroom before i broke up with her so i changed all 2500 of her songs on her computer to "I'm a cheating whore"
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
Walked in on my roommate covering his dick in blue frosting. Am staying with my folks for the Forth. See you Monday if the brain bleach works.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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