doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
ttyl tear gas
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
Any formal decision about whether we're planning to objectify naked women with daddy issues tonight?
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
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