hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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