Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
You can't just leave with hair like that
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
Your life is one shit show away from being a lifetime movie.
When God was sprinkling self control to everybody, he ran out and was like ehhhh she'll make it!
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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