Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
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