Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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