He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
note to self, drunkenly bedazzeling the silverware was a stupid fucking idea
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
You may now shotgun with the bride
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
what the fuck happened to the tacos
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