Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
do you actually have a paper bowl full of broken glass and ecstasy or was that just a dream?
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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