jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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