So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
do you know anything about the $5 bill with my name stapled to it in my purse??
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
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