I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
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