i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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