Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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