I want to make a zoo with you.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
writing the newer testament. It's the 3rd for the series. I'll update u the rule changes later.
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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