why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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