Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm bringing in a picture of a stranger on facebook to get my haircut. I have reached a new level of creepy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Yeah, first time I've shit my pants in my twenties... I'm thinking about putting it on my Facebook timeline
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
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