is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
Had dinner with a married woman but didn't have sex with her. Tweeted at Mike Pence to apologize anyway.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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