do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
Moral of the story: next time my plans include you and bourbon, I'm packing a toothbrush.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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