There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
Just filed for child support I hope he gets the paperwork on Father's Day
Randomize
