I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
well you can't waste a boner
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Wow. I grabbed the wrong container to rinse my contacts- it was a beer. And it comes out waaaay faster than saline.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Randomize
