is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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