The night began with "let go home early so we can study for my 9am final" and ended with "show me your boobs for a free pack of gum".My breasts are worth 14 sticks for a dollar.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
No more pre-dentist shots, I just puked on my hygienist
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
I came so hard my ears popped.
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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