I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
should we take a power nap before our cocaine gets here?
we're tailgating intramural basketball with hard drugs and tequila...and i think the players are taking shrooms
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
If there is a heaven, that's what it will be. Bagel Bites and cunnilingus.
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
Randomize
