No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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