i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
i just made my gag reflex go away.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Didn't get laid. But got a free pie from a waitress. A whole pie.
Okay. Did anyone see me spend $1600 at the strip club last night? Or is this someone else's receipt in my pocket?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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