She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
After giving a back rub to someone in the bathroom of the theater, he ripped an "employees must wash hands" sign off the wall to prove that he could and proceeded to hang it up in his house.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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