Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
This house was built for laser tag.
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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