Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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