but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I called him and he said hell call me back hes in the middle of his kareokee song he was out by himself and his dog
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
....I just did my boss
I love you. And I will hold your hand as we skip on the road to hell.
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