Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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